It is because I was never "small"!
I was born wise with a great personality.
|My first lesson was to carry a ball. Now it is my job to carry the newspaper from the shop for Daddy|
|They wanted to put me in this sissy getup, but I ate it up before they had time to get used to it. Ripped it to shreds, I did.|
|My first bed, and I still use it.|
|Daddy taught me how to catch crabs|
Now I love sushi. - and crabs.